Where are you?
In a non slutty way
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
