Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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