Christians are straight up FREAKS
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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