She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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