i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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