that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Randomize
