I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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