Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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