is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
How does one acquire holy water?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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