question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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