What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
