All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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