All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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