Who wears a wallet chain?!
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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