school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Randomize