I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize