I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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