Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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