never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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