Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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