i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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