2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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