My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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