The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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