Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
