Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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