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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go

  (313): View more from Michigan

  You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf

  (734): View more from Michigan

  They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  What's a "vodkaffle"?

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3

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• (805): View more from California

  Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you

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