i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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