so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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