oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
