So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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