I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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