I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
as a side note pls kill me
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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