doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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