i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
