STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
