They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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