Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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