Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
worst night to have a conscience
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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