Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
