i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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