Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
