It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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