Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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