Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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