do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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