Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
high people should be assigned attendants
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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