the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
How's work?
Spinning.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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