can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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