i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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