that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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