I hope mine doesn't look like that
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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