so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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