I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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