You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
