We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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