I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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