woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
